Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Star Wars: Nutritional Guidelines

“I need to teach Luke and the Skywalker family about healthy food. I will also teach Jabba the Hutt about good things to eat. Good things are things that are good like pancakes and eggs, healthy eggs, and string cheese, and pizza, and macaroni and cheese and cheese. Darth Vader likes fruit juice and lemonade with half water in it so it’s not too sweet. Chewbacca and Greedo need healthy drinks and food too like grapes and some cheese. Maybe we should make it in one place and take them all to Drinks and Food School and I will teach them. C-3PO and R2D2 don’t have food because they are very usual machines. Darth Vader needs help. He will need snacks. Darth Vader can’t feed himself anymore because of all the evil. So, Mama?”

“Yes, Bob?”

“Is my food inside my body turning into poop right now?”


"That's good."


  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaAZE0M3LU

  2. Cheese. Poop. Very very good.

  3. I think I like posts with sting cheese more than poop, but only marginally. This was like a twofer.

  4. I just spit out my tea.
    Love his lines :)