Monday, October 25, 2010

Another Kind of Breathing


Jeff and Bob sat on the couch watching Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones. The Star Wars scene took place at the Naboo lake house. Anakin confessed his love to Padme.

"It's like, every time I think about you, I can't breathe..." said Anakin. Padme swooned.

Bob turned to Jeff. "Dad? Can you pause the movie?"

"Sure. What's up?"

"Why did Anakin say he can't breathe? Is he hurt?"

"Well, sometimes when grown ups love each other it can feel almost like pain when they start falling in love."

"But I love you, and Brandon, and Mama, and J.P, and Mia and that doesn't hurt, Dad."

"That's different than romantic love, like when Mama and I first fall in love and-"

"Dad? Can you please just fast forward it?"

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16 comments:

  1. JuniperOctober 25, 2010 at 1:27 AM

    Haha learning fast!! ;-)

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  2. JamieOctober 25, 2010 at 2:43 AM

    I gotta love Bob!

    Fast forward the cheesiness!

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  3. gradydoctorOctober 25, 2010 at 4:22 AM

    My favorite part of this is, "Dad, can you please pause the movie." He needed his dad's full attention for this one. Awesome.

    (You can never stop this blog ever or else my whole day would be thrown into upheaval. . . .)

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  4. Jon HansonOctober 25, 2010 at 4:33 AM

    Good for him. Little does he know, he'll have lots of years of wanting to fast forward past those parts of the movies ahead of him.

    SD
    http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/

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  5. KarenOctober 25, 2010 at 5:07 AM

    I imagine him with his hands over his ears, saying "I CAN'T HEAR YOU" at that point.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 25, 2010 at 5:52 AM

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  7. AnonymousOctober 25, 2010 at 5:53 AM

    I wonder if males ever grow out of that 'just fast forward the lovey dovey bits' phase?! :0)

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  8. Ms. MoonOctober 25, 2010 at 6:01 AM

    Revel in this time and age of Bob Rosenberg.
    Oh wait- you do.
    And so do I.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 25, 2010 at 7:36 AM

    HAHAHA! Oh man. He's good. He's too good.

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  10. dusty earth motherOctober 25, 2010 at 8:24 AM

    I love that once Bob found himself in alien territory, he quickly extracted himself. Smart, smart boy.

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  11. KnadeleOctober 25, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    Just remind him "What happens in Naboo, stays in Naboo."

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  12. K A B L O O E YOctober 25, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    Bob cracked me up, but the "awww" goes to Mister, not Master, Rosenberg this time around. Aw, that's sweet.

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  13. AlexandraOctober 25, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    Now we see where Bob gets it from...

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  14. SandraOctober 26, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    fast forward it- so funny. im gonna use that line one day. he should come up with quotes.
    have you ever thought of making this into a book and selling it- i'd sure buy it and i'm sure others would too.

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  15. adelynneOctober 26, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Bwahahaha :D I know I laugh all the time when I comment, but Bob is SO cute! And yes, I also went "aww" at what your husband said. Sweeeeeeeeeet!

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  16. UnknownOctober 26, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    So another friend of mine had this link and the first thing I thought of was Smacksy... thanks for infiltrating my thoughts :) For some reason every mention of star wars makes me think of Smacksy...
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/57298875/patterns-for-all-10-star-wars-mini

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