Friday, October 1, 2010
The Opposite of Minty
"Mom? Can we have a meeting right now?
"Who?"
"You and me. I have something important for us to do talking about."
"Sure. What's up, Bob?"
"I can't like that spicy toothpaste. I need a different tasting flavor."
"Okay. We can look for a different one."
"I want cheese flavor. It's orange and tastes like a cheese."
"I don't think they have that."
"But they very should."
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Cheese Whiz, maybe? But I am not sure it gets rid of plaque...
ReplyDeleteLTB! (Love that Bob!) N2
EWWWW - I have never heard of a person desiring cheese flavored toothpaste!
ReplyDeleteI recently stumbled onto your blog. (I think it was the list of 'blogs of note'.) I ADORE it. I am already a faithful stalker.
ReplyDeletethere's no cheese sorry bob,... haha... here in our country there's chocolate flavor toothpaste.. for kids ofcourse.. hahaha :)
ReplyDeleteOnly a four year old would ask for such a thing. Given the choice, I'd say "Snicker's Flavor".
ReplyDeleteNow that is pert-ty darn gross, Mr. Bob! Fave part of this post: hands down him calling a meeting. Love that. :) Aaaahhh from the mouths of babes. . . . . .
ReplyDeleteI have to disagree with Bob Rosenberg on this one. And that makes me so sad.
ReplyDeleteMmmm... cheese toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteThey very should!
ReplyDeleteI think you and The Bob have meetings all the time and this Blog is the minutes. I feel fortunate to be among those who actually know and adore the Bob in real life. And his parents and pets.
ReplyDeleteWallace and Gromit Toothpaste! Bob might be onto something. But looking at Wallace's teeth...probably not a good idea.
ReplyDeleteI agree, we should have some cheese flavored toothpaste.. LOL
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I am trying not to vomit on your pretty blog right now. Cheese flavored...bleh. He's a funny kid though.
ReplyDeleteLove the new header by the way.
beautiful writing! and veeeerrryyyy
ReplyDeletesmart kid! love it!
Heh. Toothpaste is one thing I have never wanted to be cheese-flavored, but maybe I've just let my imagination be confined by these ridiculous cultural norms about "good breath" and "bad breath." Bob, thank you for the paradigm shift.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you the joy that Bob brings me.
ReplyDelete"they very should" have cheese flavored toothpaste-I think we should write the toothpaste manufacturers and let them know about this issue...so adorable.
ReplyDeleteI'm so thankful for Bob and for you for sharing a bit of his light with the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteOh, Bob, that is really gross. But, I think you might be onto something. Levi would definitely be down with cheese flavored toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteHmm cheese toothpaste. That's not a bad idea for a flavor. I would go for chocolate flavored! Then I would brush my teeth every single night! lol!
ReplyDeleteDiego doesn't like the "spicy" toothpaste either. Cheese toothpaste--too funny.
ReplyDeleteHow about salami flavored toothpaste?
I cannot believe that cheese toothpaste has not yet been invented.
ReplyDeleteWell, I found this for you: http://www.ilovenachocheese.com/2007/10/nacho-cheese--1.html
ReplyDeleteI have to say, my vote goes "they very should not". Well, OK, they should, but I'm not buying it. That's what morning breath is for. Try the bubble gum tasting ones, Bob. That's what Moochie used before she developed the sophisticated 5 year old palate that can handle the minty, sparkly stuff. If it's minty but not sparkly, that's a no go, but minty sparkly? Works when you're 5, so hang on. By the time you get that Cheesepaste into stores, you'll be fine with the spicy stuff.
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