
We do have conversations here about topics other than poop, but not lately. The last few days Bob has dedicated most of his three year-old resources to assessing which items will and will not “become poop.”
Here are the findings that he has reported:
Carrots = Poop
Oatmeal = Poop
Library Book, Hardworking Puppies by Lynn Reiser = Not Poop
Chicken = Not Poop (He is currently boycotting chicken.)
Abraham Lincoln = Not Poop
Yogurt = Poop
Corn = “Super” Poop
White Size 10 Child’s Ankle Sock = Not Poop
Band Aids = Not Poop
On/Off Button From New Pumpkin Flashlight = Poop (Good to know.)
If the delicious missing pumpkin flashlight button does not show up as promised within the next 48 hours, I will commit to a future post exclusively about insurance co-pays.
Good luck with that. My daugher used to think crayons and barbie doll feet were poop. I somehow missed the part where I mated with a goat.
ReplyDeleteLet me know how that goes. I'm sure we're headed down that road shortly!
ReplyDeleteAh Bob, he always keeps me amused.....he is such a character.....good luck with the poop.....I am just trying to keep up with the "let me put everything in my mouth" activity of vegemite these days!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd when, dear Lord, when
ReplyDeleteWill 2.5 stop putting everything in his mouth?
so in his book, apparently everything is poop.
You do realize this is my favorite subject? My family has politely asked me to refrain from discussing and asking questions about this subject during dinner.
ReplyDeleteI almost made it through one meal.
You and Bob are obviously kindred poop spirits.
ReplyDeleteCORN IS THE BEST POOP EVER.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete