Thursday, January 7, 2010

Anatomy 105: A One Act


My mom (Meemee) stayed with Bob this evening while Jeff and I went out for a few hours. To delay the actual sleeping part of bedtime, Bob engaged Meemee in conversation.


ANATOMY 105: A ONE ACT

BOB is laying in bed. MEEMEE rubs his back .


MEEMEE
Time to close your eyes.


BOB
Your skin is there to hold in your bones.


MEEMEE
That’s right, and your blood, and your muscles, and organs.


BOB
Yeah.


MEEMEE
That’s why when you cut yourself you bleed. Your skin gets a little break in it and then you have to use a BandAid.


BOB
(lifting his shirt)
These are my bones.


MEEMEE
Those are your ribs.


BOB
They hold everything inside together.


MEEMEE

Yes, they do.


BOB
Let me show you my balls.


END SCENE

12 comments:

  1. Awesome. I think that if we got Bob and my Campbell together, we'd have some interesting discussions.

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  2. I love an unexpected laugh in the morning!!

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  3. HA HA HA HA HA HA. HE IS TOO CREATIVE.

    DID YOUR MOM DIE OF LAUGHTER OR WHAT?

    HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO STRETCH OUT THE "GOOD NIGHT MEME". BLESS HIM!!!

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  4. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!!!

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  5. hahahahahahahaa, it never ends now.

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  6. I might have to share this one. Too funny! LOLOL!

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  7. I pretty much have that EXACT conversation with my husband every night. Weird.

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  8. Oh my, thanks for the laugh! I needed one today.

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  9. bbbfffff... (that's me spitting coffee)

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