My mom (Meemee) stayed with Bob this evening while Jeff and I went out for a few hours. To delay the actual sleeping part of bedtime, Bob engaged Meemee in conversation.
ANATOMY 105: A ONE ACT
BOB is laying in bed. MEEMEE rubs his back .
MEEMEE
Time to close your eyes.BOB
Your skin is there to hold in your bones.MEEMEE
That’s right, and your blood, and your muscles, and organs.BOB
Yeah.MEEMEE
That’s why when you cut yourself you bleed. Your skin gets a little break in it and then you have to use a BandAid.BOB
(lifting his shirt)These are my bones.
MEEMEE
Those are your ribs.BOB
They hold everything inside together.MEEMEE
Yes, they do.BOB
Let me show you my balls.END SCENE
Didn't see that coming.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I think that if we got Bob and my Campbell together, we'd have some interesting discussions.
ReplyDeleteI love an unexpected laugh in the morning!!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA HA. HE IS TOO CREATIVE.
ReplyDeleteDID YOUR MOM DIE OF LAUGHTER OR WHAT?
HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO STRETCH OUT THE "GOOD NIGHT MEME". BLESS HIM!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!!!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahaa, it never ends now.
ReplyDeleteI might have to share this one. Too funny! LOLOL!
ReplyDeleteI pretty much have that EXACT conversation with my husband every night. Weird.
ReplyDeleteYour "one acts" just kill me.
ReplyDeleteOh my, thanks for the laugh! I needed one today.
ReplyDeletebbbfffff... (that's me spitting coffee)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant.
ReplyDeleteThat's all.