“Mama?”“Bob?”
“I want an ice cream sandwich.”
“Try that again.”
“May I have an ice cream sandwich please, beautiful Mama?”
“You may but after lunch.”
“Mom.”
“Bob.”
“What color is God’s cape?”
“God has a cape?”
“Yes. You know, so that he can fly all of the dead bugs up to heaven.”
“And he needs a cape?”
“He doesn’t have wings or anything so yeah, he needs a cape.”
“Like a superhero?”
“Yes. Except he’s God. He holds the dead bugs all in his hands. He takes them to bug heaven.”
“Sounds like you have this figured out.”
“Yes. Except the cape color.”
Phew, I'm so glad someone has it figured out. I'd guess the cape matches the tights, yes?
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ReplyDeleteI'm laughing first at "try again". I say that to my daughter all the time to get her to the "May I..." request instead of the demand.
ReplyDeleteI guess it makes sense that God has a cape, I mean why not? He can be a cool guy too, right?
Of coarse you told him white! Cause Red is the devils color! So I hear!
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, purple came to mind.
ReplyDeleteLove his thought process!! And manners :-)
I love that he asks with "beautiful mama" attached... that boy sure is swell.
ReplyDeleteHa! We're too much alike, I make mine kiss my hand and say "my queen" before they get an ice cream sandwich!
ReplyDeleteEven with the "beautiful mama" you made him wait until after lunch? You are a strong woman LPR.
ReplyDeleteBlue like the sky.
ReplyDeleteI think it must be gold. Because he's all shiny and important with his dead bug shuttle.
ReplyDeletethe other night Phoebe asked me where babies come from and I thought that was a difficult question to answer....
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THIS. BOB HAS QUESTIONS WITH ANSWERS AT THE READY.
ReplyDeleteQ&A WITH BOB & BEAUTIFUL MAMA.
BOB KNOCKS.
BEAUTIFUL MAMA ROCKS.
I thought purple too. Weird!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go with Bob knows God a lot better than I do.
ReplyDeleteI thought he had an electric bug zapper.
It's totally red. Like Superman's. That's what I'm thinking anyhow.
ReplyDeleteif bob and neve ever date, they must never smoke pot. especially together. their heads will explode.
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