Attached

Jeff reported the following exchange took place between he and Bob during bath-time this evening.

“Daddy?”


 “Everything alright down there, Buddy?”


“I need you to help me take out this ball.”


“Do what now?”


 “Take it out, I want to play with it.” Jeff discovers that Bob is attempting to remove his own left testicle.


 “We don't do that with our parts. They are attached.”


 “Daddy, on your parts, why are there hairs?”


 “Well, when you grow up and become a man –"

“No! I don't want to grow. I want to stop growing. I don't want to be a man!”


 “It's fun. Being a boy is fun too. Growing is a good thing.”


 “But I want to be a lady.”

“Um, yeah, ladies are fun too...”