Monday, August 31, 2015

Homework Talk


"Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. When I was at the park, I saw a three-year-old with a mohawk haircut."

"You saw a PUNK BABY?!"

"Yeah, a punk baby!"

"Punk babies are cool."

"Yeah."

"Yeah."


Saturday, August 29, 2015

Friday, August 28, 2015

Mort


"So, Bob? I saw a picture you made on the wall in your classroom. Who's that guy?"

"His name is Mort."

"Is Mort from a story you read?"

"No. He's just Mort."





Thursday, August 27, 2015

Back-to-School Night



Dear Mom, I really hope you have lots of fun. My teacher is really nice. Thank you for letting me go to this school. Thank you for packing me good lunches. Thank you for being a great family. I hope you love Miss Wilson. I love you!
Love, Bob

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

The Review Is In


"Bob? Did you have fun at the vow renewal party?"

"Are you kidding? It was the best night of my life."