Tuesday, April 24, 2012


"Mom? Why can't we get goldfish?"

"I get those other crackers instead because I think they're better for you."

"No, I mean like the little fish that swim in a bowl."

"Oh, because sometimes cats eat goldfish and I wouldn't want Vi to eat them."

"But when I'm older I can eat them?"

"Those kind of goldfish are pets and we don't eat pets."

"No, I mean the kind in the box."


  1. How is it Bob has already figured out that being older means you get to do more things that aren't as good for you?

  2. This sounds like Abbott and Costello just moved into your place.