"Tell me about camp today, Bob."
"Me and Brandon swam and did a hike where we saw a lizard, as usual. Then Carl my favorite counselor taught us a song that was either in another language or maybe a made up kind of language. We did Frisbee tag and then I made this plastic thing that you're supposed to tie in knots but I didn't want to.
"It's supposed to be a lanyard, I think."
"I don't know what a lay-nerd is but I'm calling it a squid, Mom. That's what it looks like. A squid."