Monday, September 2, 2013

We Are Not Getting A Lizard


"Mom, what should I do right now?"

"Find something to play with in your room."

"I don't like toys anymore."

"Right."

"No, really. I only like basketball and Minecraft and lizards and rocks."

"That seems problematic. What are you going to do with the other twenty-three and a half hours of your day?"

"See? That's why I'm asking you."


8 comments:

  1. Send Bob to Yap. I have so many geckos now, which is cute until they leap out of the medicine cabinet and poop all over the window slats and kitchen table and beds. SALMONELLA.

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  2. Hang tough on that lizard deal. Seriously.

    XO
    A.

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  3. Oh c'mon! Mom comments only reinforce stereotypes. Like when the lizard gets loose in the house...its a great teaching moment. Not scary.

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    1. I like the lizards as guests more than roommates! xo

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  4. Some pets are on-negotiable. Lizard is on that list.

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