"Hey, Andy! You know what?"
"What, Bob?"
"Wouldn't it be cool to have extra arms and hands? You could climb trees super easy."
"Yeah! And then you could use your other hands to eat stuff while you're climbing."
"Or you could read a book or something."
"Hey, Bob! Hey, Andy!"
"Yeah, Benji?'
"I'm gonna invent a machine the folds your laundry for you!"
"That would be cool."
"Yeah."
"Cool."
My latest idea is to train octopi to tend children. They are incredibly intelligent, fast, and have ALL OF THOSE ARMS! They could take care of eight babies at one time! Right? Toss this idea around with Bob. I think he'll like it. And obviously, I am operating at the approximate maturity level as Bob and his friends.
ReplyDeleteWe're on board! xoxo
DeletePlease keep me posted on that laundry-folding-machine. I will invest in that shizzle.
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Me too. Me very much too. xo
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