Sweet Talker

"Mom? Why do you always wear dresses? I mean like every day?"

"I have a couple of pairs of emergency jeans."

"Right, but you almost never wear those. Don't you have any other pants?"

"No."

"Why not? It's weird."

"Dresses are easy. You only have to put on one thing instead of finding a bunch of things that match. And they're pretty."

"So what I'm hearing is, you're lazy?"