Topics covered by the boys in our 23 minute drive to camp this morning:
Which tastes worse - vomit or canned dog food?
Who has tried a dog biscuit before?
Vomit and how it burns coming up.
Who's socks smell bad and is there a part of the sock that smells worse than the rest of the sock?
How can we get little brothers to try jellybeans flavored like boogers?
Poop and how it can burn coming out.
Poop and how it can feel like needles coming out.
Scary roller coasters that go upside down vs roller coasters that go through water. (Compare and contrast.)
What roller coaster screams sound like: a demonstration.
Frozen yogurt and how much it would cost to get all of the flavors in one bowl at Menchies.
Requests to go to Menchies.
What if there was a canned dog food flavor frozen yogurt and you ate it on accident?