Night Lights

"Mom? Wouldn't it be good if we had a hole we could open in the roof right above the bed that was just for seeing stars? You could open it at bedtime and be all warm in your bed and just stare straight up and count the stars until you fall asleep. Then, the hole would close all by itself once you were dreaming... mostly so squirrels wouldn't get in."

What Are The Odds?

"Mom, can you come in here while I fall asleep?"

"Why doesn't Dad get a turn?'

"Because I do eenie meenie minie moe to pick and it always lands on you."

Pop Quiz

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"Good night, Bob."

"Good night, Mom... Hey Mom? What the biggest number in the world plus four-hundred?"

"I'm not sure."

"It's biggest-number-in-the-world-four-hundred. I can't believe you didn't know that... Hey, Mom?"

"Yep?"

"Tomorrow's gonna be a good day."

"Yes it is."