Mind Like a Sieve

Yesterday, I started a cup of coffee in the Keurig machine. I left the room and then returned to find that I had forgotten the cup part. Coffee everywhere.

This evening, I started a cup of coffee in the Keurig machine. I left the room and then returned to find that I had forgotten the cup part again. Coffee everywhere.

After I cleaned up, I made another coffee (with the cup this time) and brought it into the living room and found that I had already made another coffee for myself and brought it into the living room moments before.

I really need a cup of coffee.

Necessities

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"Before we go to the park we need to swing by the store. We're out of coffee."

"You don't need coffee to live, Mom."

"No, I don't but I prefer to live with it."

"I know. I feel that way about Lego Lord of the Rings."

Coffee Alias

"... so that's a grande soy latte? And your name?"

"Page."

"Thanks, Page. Here's your change."

"Mom, your name's not Page."

"Yes it is."

"Your name's Lisa."

"My Starbuck's name is Page."

"Can I have a Starbuck's name?"

"Sure."

"I'm going to be Ozzy Osbourne from Black Sabbath."

"Ozzy's a good name."

"No, not just 'Ozzy.' It's Ozzy Osbourne from Black Sabbath."

The (Desperate) Hunt

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"I'll be there in just a second, Bob. I really need to make a quick cup of coffee... Hey, where are all my coffee K-cups?"

"I hid them all over the house! Like an Easter egg hunt!"

"Oh... fun."