Oh, Those

"Mom, I'm done with soccer."

"You have three more games in the season."

"I don't like parts of it anymore."

"Which parts?"

"The running and the kicking and the defense and offense parts."

At the Car Wash

"Mom, Danny said that if you don't go to college you have to work at a car wash."

"That's not true."

"But Danny's in fourth grade."

"College can be a great thing but if you don't go it doesn't mean you'll have to work at a car wash. I didn't finish college."

"You didn't?"

"Nope."

"Did you ever work at a car wash, Mom?"

"I did not."

"Yeah, but it looks kind of fun."

Truth-ish

"Felix? Our science teacher said his name is 'Jungle Ben.'"

"I know. He's cool."

"He said it was for real and everything. Do you think his first name is really 'Jungle?'"

"If he said it was, it must be true."

"Yeah."

Water World

"Bob did you see that bunch of people out there doing a yoga class on the paddle boards?"

"Yeah. When I was out there I saw a red fish and a blue fish AND I did a yoga."

Smacksy Sunday Links

The wonderful Jill Smokler AKA Scary Mommy, presents the Third Annual Scary Mommy Thanksgiving Project. A fantastic way to help families in need or get help for your own family.

The Best Day of Your Life by Steady Mom.

And a red panda freaking out over a pumpkin.

Happy Sunday.

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Sleeping Guys

Awarded

"Mom, I can't believe I won the award for Best Mad Scientist Costume even though I didn't even have my gloves on for that part. It was also really good that I was the only mad scientist."