"Mom, Danny said that if you don't go to college you have to work at a car wash."
"That's not true."
"But Danny's in fourth grade."
"College can be a great thing but if you don't go it doesn't mean you'll have to work at a car wash. I didn't finish college."
"Did you ever work at a car wash, Mom?"
"I did not."
"Yeah, but it looks kind of fun."