"Mom? Have you ever had a Sasquatch encounter?"
"Not that I know of. Have you?"
"Not yet."
"Why is Sasquatch on your mind?"
"There's a new show about people looking for him. Me and Felix are going to the woods to find the Bigfoot Sasquatch."
"What will you use to lure him in?"
"We're going to bring a lot of lizards. We're pretty sure he like lizards."
Hey, who *doesn't* like lizards?
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Deleteha ha ha! That would really suck if he actually found it. ;-D
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DeleteHa. I watch this show of which he speaks.... In a recent episode, they were using young girl scouts to lure in the 'squatch. I wondered how well THAT would have gone over in the news if it were successful...
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