Friday, August 28, 2009

Theology: A One Act

THEOLOGY
(BOB and I are sitting at the dining room table. BOB is painting with a watercolor set while I am in front of the computer, blocking spam "followers" off of my Twitter account.)


BOB
Who made me?


ME
Wow. Already? I don’t have a prepared statement for this yet.


BOB
No, who made me?


ME

Um, God did with me and Daddy.


BOB
God? Where is he?


ME
Everywhere.


BOB
Can I see him?


ME
Yes. If you know where to look.


BOB
He likes me?


ME
More than anything.


BOB
All the time?


ME
Yes.


BOB
God is the Easter Bunny?


ME
No.


BOB
I really, really like candy.

END SCENE

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