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Bob followed me through the aisles at Trader Joe's repeating his nonsense word over and over.
And over.
"Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta..."
"Bob, that's pretty irritating."
"No, it's not. It's funny. Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta...."
"Please stop."
"Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta."
"Bob!"
"Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta. Jack-oosta...."
"If you want to watch a show when you get home, I need you to stop saying that word."
"Okay."
"Thanks."
"Jack-oost. Jack-oost. Jack-oost."
"So you don't want to watch a show? You said it again."
"No I didn't. I said 'Jack-oost' not the other word you didn't want. Jack-oost. Jack-oost..."
"You got me."
Small child. Big genius. Go Bob.
ReplyDeleteThe dire fate of being the mother of a smart child like Bob Rosenberg....
ReplyDeleteIt's like you are the crystal ball to my future. I can totally picture Little Danger doing this to me one day.
ReplyDeleteMs Moon is right.
ReplyDeleteWhat a smart little boy.
Wow.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what you're talking about. Jack-oosta is hilarious EVERY time!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Auntie Karen
Dear Lisa,
ReplyDeleteI think you should start getting used to Bob, Esq.
He's a smart cookie!
Hugs,
Rayna (why not, right?)
Bob Rosenberg IS a good name for a lawyer.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your time with the future President Rosenberg.
ReplyDeleteThis was me as a child--constantly making up annoying words and songs.
ReplyDeleteOkay, maybe that is still me.
ha ha. very funny bob
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