I spent 16 years in the television business. I worked, by turns, as a writer, director, producer, casting associate, and the gal who gets everybody’s Starbucks order. Later, I spent time as a counselor at an outpatient program for adorable teens with un-adorable psych and addiction issues. Working in the orbit of actors, rock stars, comedians, and teenagers prepared me for my current gig as the stay-at-home mother of a kindergartner named Bob. Now, it’s like the circus has come to town everyday. I am living the dream.
I have 7th graders who would use this same logic.....
ReplyDeleteSometimes they don't change much as they age. :)
Cackle!
ReplyDeletePlus, if it was broken, how could he see?
ReplyDeleteThe dog did it?
ReplyDeleteMy kids would have just stuck it in the drawer and pretended they were never using it.
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yeah, Phoebe would likely provide the same explanation. Can't wait til she starts driving.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that defense would get him off in court.
ReplyDeleteJacob did it! Oh, wait. That's just what Jaxon says when he's guilty. You don't have a Jacob, do you.
ReplyDeleteDuh, it was dark when the flashlight broke. There's no way he could have seen himself do it. haha
ReplyDeleteIt's just the beginning....
ReplyDeleteAnother reason Bob is my leader. Proper assessment of blame.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it- I haven't ever really SEEN myself do any of the things I feel badly for.
Thank you Bob. My heart feels lighter