Tuesday, October 11, 2011
The Pool Is Closed
"Hey, Dad? I couldn't do my swim class today."
"Why not?"
"The pool was con-tam-in-ated."
"Oh?"
(whispers) "This time someone poo-ed it."
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He is too much. I can't get enough of your clever labels either. What a lucky kid and what a lucky Mom. This blog always makes me smile. :)
ReplyDeleteYep. That'll contaminate a pool all right.
ReplyDeleteI must now make the requisite Bill Murray "Doodie in the pool"! reference.
ReplyDelete;-) A.
Yeck
ReplyDeleteEwww.
ReplyDeleteI love the he whispered it. lol
Are they sure it wasn't a Snickers bar?
ReplyDeleteThat'll do it. (Beavis and/or Butthead: "Hehehe; she said "doo.") Bob, Anna L and Nari cracked me up. As did you with "Number Two."
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