That is awesome.
Tell him it's a seasonal thing.
I've seen your early morning look (Bob's phone photo) and I think Bob is exaggerating.
Hey, it just occurred to me that you have to change your bio. Bob is not a pre-schooler anymore, is he? Isn't he in big boy school?
As someone whose bed head makes me look, on alternate days like a tarantula, a bison, Cousin It, and Sammy Hagar, I empathize. Mooch and I often just point to our heads in the morning and crack each other up.
Just in time for Halloween fever! <3 hehe
Ouch! Tell him you're practicing for Halloween!
What does Bob's hair look like in the morning?
Well, then tarantulas are using Pantene Pro-V. Your hair is fab.