"Mom, today in school we learned the José song."
"Wow. Tell me you don't mean the Star Spangled Banner."
"No, not that. It's like this, 'José can you see...'"
"That's the Star Spangled Banner and it's not 'José can you see,' it's 'Oh, say can you see,' and I'm pretty sure that thinking that they're saying 'José' is a classic milestone worthy of the baby book."
"I'm not sure what that means... but who's José?"