"Mom, did you know that it's true that if you drill to the center of the earth your head will explode?"
"First, I don't know that it's possible to drill to the center of the earth."
"But if it was."
"I've never really heard of anyone's head exploding."
"But Desmond and Felix read it today with their third grade reading buddy and it was a non-fiction. That means it's real mom. Real."