Thursday, May 30, 2013

Extreme Close Up

 
"Hi, Bob."

"Hi."

"Why are you so close to my face?"

"Is that a mosquito bite?"

"No."

"You have a bump on your face and a little hole. What's that hole?"

"Skin has lots of little holes all over it called pores."

"I bet that hole has alien babies in it."


18 comments:

  1. Have you had this child tested for giftedness? Seriously.

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  2. The holes on my face definitely have alien babies in them. And alien adults. And they're all jerks.

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  3. ...and cue the nightmares...

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  4. LOL...too funny!!!!

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  5. Ok, that is one of the funniest things Bob has said to date. Well, funny to me who has never had an alien size pore thingy...cough.

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  6. Excellent Bobbiage, as per usual, but what really cracked me up was your label. Heehee.

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  9. Sigh...if you don't have thick skin b/f having kids...you'll definitely develop it after they arrive. Had this convo with my 6 year old:

    "Mom, sometimes your eyes look weird.
    "Weird? How do you mean?"
    "Well, sometimes they look like grandpa's with wrinkles in the corner.

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