Wednesday, July 10, 2013

I Wasn't Told There'd Be a Test

"Hey, Mom? Do we have any snakes in our neighborhood?

"I'm not really sure."

"What was the first state?"

"I'm not really clear on that. I can look it up."

"What's the most popular brand of car?"

"I don't know."

"If a king cobra battled Wolverine who would win?"

"I have no idea."

"What about if a Siamese Fighting Fish battled a goldfish?"

"Umm, the fighting fish?'

"I think you finally got one."


  1. Good call on the fighting fish and if you ever run up against the question again, I'm pretty sure Wolverine always wins.

    1. Good to know. I'll be ready when this particular question rolls around again. And it will. xo

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  3. Delaware... I know that because I collected the quarters

  4. Finally got one...finally. lol

  5. The winner is definitely the wolverine. I thought that's common knowledge? And oh, if there is a bonus essay, I can give you some essay writing help, I'm pretty good with random trivia.

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