Wednesday, April 16, 2014

The Drive (Dayenu)

Max Goldfish, the Jewish Beta

"Mom? It's already time to get up and we barely just went to sleep! Passover at Cousin Joannie's kept us up super late, right?"

"Indeed."

"Did you get lost in your car because me and Dad almost did because they were working on the road and there were big arrow signs and lights and trucks and we had to take a different freeway to get home."

"I didn't get lost but it was pretty confusing. I was following you guys but then I didn't see you."

"Yeah, we ended up in this lane that wasn't moving at all. Dad said it was for no reason and then I said, "You people are bad drivers!" really loud. Dad said I had a thing called 'backseat-road-rage.'"



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    I've actually had my own children yell at cars, and it's a little humbling to realize where they learned that behavior.

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