"Mom? You're wearing jeans."
"You never wear jeans, you always wear a dress."
"I know. I'm trying to mix it up a little."
"Mom, did you know there are holes in the knees of those jeans?"
"Yeah, it's a fashion thing. They're called 'boyfriend jeans.'"
"So you bought brand new jeans with holes in them on purpose."
"Mom. You know that's really sort of dumb, right?'