"Mom? You know how Dad has that problem with taking food off of my plate without asking?"
"Yes, I do."
"No matter how many times I say I'd like him to ask first and that it's a rule?"
"Yep."
"I figured out how to fix it. I'm getting a food restraining order."
Restrained food would be what you give someone who's had major dental work.
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