"Mom? I don't feel good at all."
"What's going on?"
"My stomach hurts really bad. I had a barbecue beef sandwich for lunch at school. Maybe it's food poisoning."
"Well, a lot of your friends have had the stomach flu this week, so it could be that too."
"Mom! I'm gonna barf!"
"Here's a bowl and a towel!"
* * *
"That seemed awful, honey. How are you feeling now?"
"I think I want to be a pescatarian."