Thursday, December 15, 2016

Killer Doughnut


I can now say I have had the most ridiculous injury of my life.
I am not a regular eater of doughnuts but I grabbed one as I left the PTA meeting yesterday morning.
I took a quick bite as I turned my car out of a parking space.
Instant pain.
Then blood.
I had cut my bottom lip open on a glazed old-fashioned.
No, really.
A pointy edge of the doughnut pierced my lip.
I howled and dropped the doughnut in my lap.
I used the fancy flower napkin it had been wrapped in to stop the bleeding.
Consider this a public service announcement.
I was attacked by a pastry.
It could happen to anyone.
Or maybe just me.




11 comments:

  1. That's awful. The donut, yes, but how tender we become with age. Overripe fruit. My lip is nursing a cut from a toothbrush bristle!

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  2. Like most things that are alluring, delicious, and ultimately irresistible, old fashioned doughnuts are EVIL. And also my favorites. Hope your lip is feeling better today! XO

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  3. Ouch! Don't feel so bad, I regularly manage to injure myself on the most innocuous objects like faucets, bathroom doors..maybe I'll just stop tbere.
    I've been hurt by food falling on me, but never a donut. I will take proper precautions. Thanks for the warning!
    Xoxo
    Barbara

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  4. I appreciate the warning. I am an accident waiting to happen. I once poked myself in the eye with a fork.

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