As our food was brought to the table, we noticed Neighborhood Cowboy coming through the door. He took a seat at the far side of the counter next to the guys my mom might refer to as his "cronies."
Bob (whispers): "Mom, did you see what it said on Neighborhood Cowboy's shirt?"
Me: "No. What was it?"
Bob: "It's a cartoon Jack-o-Lantern pooping and it says, 'Where pumpkin pie really comes from.'"
Me: "That's awesome."
Bob: That's SO awesome."