Friday, May 22, 2009

Potty Training Day 3: A One-Act


The potty training continues.

8 successes. 12 messes.

5 pots of coffee. 16 Advils.


DAY 3
(BOB runs from his bedroom into the living room.)

BOB
Mama! Mama!


ME
Yes Bob?


BOB
There is a poo poo on my floor.
(Whispers)
…And it smells like a faht.


END SCENE

5 comments:

  1. A nice way to start my day, with a big belly laugh.

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  2. I mean..'cause, New Englander's, they poop ahn da floohw

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  3. At least his awareness about the whole issue is increasing, right?! Great to see there are some successes too. :)

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  4. FRIKKIN HILARIOUS, LIS. YA KILLIN' ME.

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