TODAY YOU ARE NOT A MAN
(12:25 PM. BOB and I are driving home from the library.)
BOB
I am a man?ME
You are a boy. Someday, you will be a man.BOB
I am a grown up?ME
No, you are a boy right now, not a grown up.BOB
Now?ME
No. Not now, many, many years from now.(We travel another 30 seconds in silence.)
BOB
Am I grown up now?! Now am I one?! When am I grown up?!ME
You are a grown up when you buy your own coffee table.(Beat)
BOB
I want a coffee table.END SCENE
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Aren't you glad you wrote that story down for him? That is just too cute.
ReplyDeleteLOL! You have to love their reasoning and thought process :)
ReplyDeleteaha! Now I know why we do not have a coffee table. And I'm almost 45. Go Slow Bob, But Go.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Damn, Bob is funny.
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