Mouthy Housewives. These wise and deeply funny advice-giving women were kind enough to ask me over for the day and I was delighted to say yes.
My qualifications to answer the world’s big questions?
Mouthy - Check.
Housewife - Also check.
So there you go.
I give a lot of advice everyday: unsolicited, often ignored, and always to the same three year-old, Bob Rosenberg.
“Take your hand out of your underpants, please.”
“Do you have to tinkle? No? Then let go of it, please.”
“Take your waffle out of your underpants.”
“Tuck your package back into your p.j.’s”
“No, it will not fly away if you don’t hold it.”
“I just know, that’s how I know.”
“Please take R2-D2 out of your underpants.”
Obviously, I have a lot of experience to share. To get a little more smacksy in your Friday, please go here.
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