Hmmm. Has Bob gotten any e-mail, phone calls or text messages from two kids on Long Island? It appears that he may have had benefit of their tutelage.
I had a "psychic" reading last night at the PTA benefit and the most accurate thing that she said was "Your children are, ummmm, how do I say this? Not domestic."
I spent 16 years in the television business. I worked, by turns, as a writer, director, producer, casting associate, and the gal who gets everybody’s Starbucks order. Later, I spent time as a counselor at an outpatient program for adorable teens with un-adorable psych and addiction issues. Working in the orbit of actors, rock stars, comedians, and teenagers prepared me for my current gig as the stay-at-home mother of a kindergartner named Bob. Now, it’s like the circus has come to town everyday. I am living the dream.
First Saturday chore: Put Bob's books in his room on a bookshelf.
ReplyDeleteSecond chore: Duct tape said books to bookshelf.
Third chore: Duct tape Bob to book shelf.
Fourth chore: Go take a long bath.
Looks familiar!
ReplyDeleteI'm with A Musing Mom. I just like duct tape.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Has Bob gotten any e-mail, phone calls or text messages from two kids on Long Island? It appears that he may have had benefit of their tutelage.
ReplyDeleteI had a "psychic" reading last night at the PTA benefit and the most accurate thing that she said was "Your children are, ummmm, how do I say this? Not domestic."
This scene is so very familiar ;)
ReplyDeleteThat looks like my family room.
ReplyDeleteLooks like my son's room! I love Bob's quotes--reminds me so much of when my middle son was younger. Found you from Queen of Shake Shake's blog.
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