
"How long until we're at Legoland, Dad? I can't see it from here."
"We're about 15 minutes away."
"But we're close right, Mom?"
"We're getting closer."
"Okay because when we get there and I see Legoland I am going to freak out. I mean it, guys. I am going to really freak out. Freak out."
And the parents are going to freak out when they see the obscene entry fee that LegoLand charges! O. M. (expletive) G.
ReplyDeleteHighway robbery, I tell you (but he's worth it.)
He he! Nice one Bob.
ReplyDeleteJx
The Bob doesn't look so freaked as interested, and that is a good thing for the Mom and Dad. x0 N2
ReplyDeleteI know exactly how he feels. I was the same way once when I saw Bob Dylan.
ReplyDeleteWhoooo Hoooooo!!! Go Bob!
ReplyDeleteHaving had no experience with kids, myself, I am constantly blown away by the complex language and thought of such a little tyke, who, of course, is super special to boot!
ReplyDeleteWell at least he gave you a fair warming. ;)
ReplyDeletewarning*
ReplyDeleteI thought you were going Thursday?
ReplyDeleteThe forecast was for rain on Thursday!
ReplyDeleteI wish I was as self aware of impending freak outs.
ReplyDeleteOh, my gosh, how do you KEEP yourself from jumping over your car seat and just squishing that little dude??
ReplyDeleteIn a good way.
i wish i could see bob "freak out". where does he learn these phrases? its so cute!!
ReplyDeleteI would like to trade my relatively boring kids for one day with your inadvertently witty one.
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