Monday, October 3, 2011
Speed
"Mom! You're driving too fast!"
"No I'm not. We're way under the speed limit."
"It feels too fast. Hey, Mom? Did you just use the brakes?"
"Yes I did."
"Two points for Gryffindor."
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You should've told him you hadn't made the jump to hyperspace yet. ;)
ReplyDeleteYESS!!!!
ReplyDeleteBoca will love him.
ReplyDeleteAnd my son sits in the back and yells for me to go faster. And as soon as he sees the light turn green, he shouts "Go!" at the top of his lungs. One of these days, I'm going to do it and rear end the car in front of me.
ReplyDeleteLove the random points assignment! Wanna bust that out to my kids and see what they say! Go Bob!
ReplyDeleteSteph
ha ha. love the picture
ReplyDeleteBob is hysterical. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a little man.
ReplyDeleteCall him your short husband.
Backseat driving is annoying unless done by Bob.
ReplyDeleteWas that just a ploy to get points? Subliminally getting you to use the brakes...ingenious. We all need to get as many points for Gryffindor as possible.
ReplyDeletewoody allen meets harry potter.
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