Monday, November 28, 2011

Man Down

"Mom? Captain Rex is sick."

"What's wrong with him?"

"He has a chill and a fever but mostly a chill."

"Are you helping him?"

"Yeah. I put him to bed and covered him up and gave him some bedtime friends and took his temperature."

"Sounds like you're taking very good care of him."

"All he needs now to get well is some of the leftover Halloween candy. Mom, he likes mini-peanut butter cups."


  1. It's been my experience that peanut butter cups will cure most of what ails you. Feel better, Rex.

  2. Weeelll. I think chocolate and peanut butter are viable cures. Together, a wonder drug!

  3. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are the best! It cures EVERYTHING!!!!

  4. They cure everything except fatness.

  5. PB Cups, stat! For the patient in the VA Hospital, peanut butter cups are the staff secret to speed Captain Rex on the road to recovery. Good diagnosis, Doctor Bob.

  6. All I gotta say is..I need more Bob!!