Thursday, May 3, 2012

Almost



"Hey, Mom!"

"Yeah?"

"Chicken butt!"

"I think you meant, 'Guess what? Chicken butt' But we don't say 'butt' at our house."

"Okay. Guess what?"

"What?"

"Chicken bottom!"

"Nice."

6 comments:

  1. First of all, awesome. Second, our kids can never play together because we say "butt" in our house all the time. I feel all filthy now.

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    1. Me too! Me too! Actually, given my language, it's probably a good thing my kids are furry creatures and not actual human beings.

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  2. bottom, behind, booty, bum... the list could go on, mom ;)

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  3. Does Bob know the second and third verse of that little ditty? Because my kids do. I recently started teaching my 5 year old Yiddish so he could refer to his tuchus and schmeckle (sp?) without sounding so naughty all the time. Now he just sounds like my Zaydie.

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