"Can I have a chocolate, Mom?"
"No, Bob. You've already had a treat today."
"This day just got sort of bad."
"Sorry."
"Hey, Mom? Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To get to Bob's bad day."
Friday, June 15, 2012
Treat
"Can I have a chocolate, Mom?"
"No, Bob. You've already had a treat today."
"This day just got sort of bad."
"Sorry."
"Hey, Mom? Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To get to Bob's bad day."
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Yes, laughing out loud and YES, best chicken cross the road joke ever.
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BAHAHA! Such drama. Poor Bob.
ReplyDeleteAnd already he knows that chocolate is therapy for a bad day.....
ReplyDeleteOh my stars... this boy!
ReplyDeleteMy daughter tells me I have a "bad attitude" when I say no more candy/TV.
ReplyDeleteI had to click over out of love for this one.
ReplyDeleteOMG I love that joke.
ReplyDeleteBest Bobbism to date. I've got a feeling Bob's going to be threatening to move to Australia younger than Alexander was when Viorst first wrote what is still my favorite kid's book. (Although, for troubled kids, there's nothing as good as Love You Forever. Breaks my heart just thinking about it.)
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