Tuesday, December 18, 2012

He Must Be Feeling Better

"Bob, please don't put your hands down the back of your pants. You don't need to be spreading bottom germs, especially while you've got stomach flu."

"Bottom germs, bottom germs."

"Bob, come on. Go wash your hands and stop touching things."

"Touching the pillow... touching your arm... touching my cup... touching Teddy..."


  1. Yeah, he's better. Time to get him back to school and out of the house so you can finish getting better.

  2. Unfortunately, as a mother of a teenage boy, I can assure you that his hands will not be leaving his pants anytime soon.

    1. As the teacher of many teenage boys over the years, I nearly spewed my morning milk all over the keyboard over this comment! Hilarious!