"Mom? Why did you use a bad word before?"
"I'm sorry, Bob. I shouldn't have done that. I was having a problem putting in the shelf paper."
"What are you doing now?"
"Alphabetizing the spices."
"Should I expect the swearing to happen when you do that too?"
"Oh, don't worry honey. The alphabet doesn't curl back up and stick to itself. Oregano before thyme, no cursing necessary."
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DeleteYet one more reason I'm happy I'm child-free. I swear like a sailor in a whorehouse.
ReplyDeleteI find I do a lot of muttering under my breath. xo
DeleteThe swearing will commence again when you unpack the honey and find it tipped over and seeped along the bottom of the box. Or the sesame oil. The honey was actually a more pleasant experience than the sesame oil.
ReplyDeleteDone and done. xo
DeleteHis comments are so spot on! This made me laugh out loud (making my kids wonder what I'm doing)!
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