"Felix? Do you have a crush on that girl who was in my class at school before? You know, the one with the jacket?"
"Bob, I don't have a crush on anyone."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure. I don't even use that word because if someone doesn't know what it means it could turn out bad."
"You mean if they don't know it's a love thing?"
"Yeah. They might think you're actually going to crush them."
"Oh, yeah... Like Godzilla."