Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Smooth Criminal

"Mom. Mom! Watch my Michael Jackson moves. See what I do with the hat, like him? And sometimes he rips his t-shirt but I know you wouldn't let me do that because this is that new one with the v-neck you got at Target. Sometimes when he's dancing, Michael Jackson grabs his downstairs-situation but I figured you probably wouldn't want me to do that either because it's kind of bad manners. But I can moon walk, as long as I'm wearing socks. See?"


  1. His downstairs-situation. Where has that been all my life?!

  2. I'm dying about the "downstairs-situation!" Made my day.