"So have you thought about what kind of haircut you'd like, Bob?"
"Yeah. I want it to be long except not in the back or on the sides or front. The back should be shorter up my neck and the hair in front is in my eyes right now and I start school on Thursday and I need to be able to see and everything. The sides are okay I guess. I just don't want it to look too short. But I need it to look awesome."