"Second grade! Are you ready Bob?"
"Not really. I wish the summer could last just a little bit longer."
"I know me too. It went fast."
"That's why I've decided I'm not going to school today. For real."
" Ah, but you are too going to school today. For real."
"If you're going to force me to go, can you at least please pack me those little cheeses in my lunch? That will help."