"Mom? When I grow up and have a kid, if he's going to be a boy, I'm going to name him Jeff, after Dad."
"That's very nice, babe."
"And if she's a girl, I'll name her Page like your name."
"Thank you, honey."
"And if it's a dog, I'll name it Johnny because obviously that's an awesome, maybe the awesomest, dog name ever. I mean, besides Teddy."